mmm-mmm

Why is it called teriyaki when it really should be called teri-YUMMY!

Its weird starting a sentence with a 'Why' and ending with a '!'

Nyeh. I gonna buy a burger now. Prosperity mou!

Quotes by Iman Azman plus an Iman pick up line

"I'm on a seafood diet, I sea (see) food and I eat it."

"I love work, it fascinates me, I can watch it for hours and hours"

"there are some people who are wise, and there are some people who are otherwise"

" I sniffed coke, but the ice cube got stuck in my nose..."

and my current favourite pick-up line

iman. says: (12:11:23 AM)

i'd marry you. and my whole world would be complete. like like, a 36 pack crayon box.

iman. says: (12:11:31 AM)

you'd be my every single color

Sob

A little child wobbled quickly to his mother so he could hold her hand. His mother feeling his fingers clutching hers realised her son was crying.

"Jo, why are you crying?" She asked soothingly. 

The boy pulled his mother's hand up to his face to wipe away the tears. But as his mother knelt down to give her child her hug.

The little boy turned into a demon and devoured his mother. 

"CAUSE YOU DIDN'T LEAVE A COMMENT" The demon snarked as he picked his teeth with the woman's arm bone.  

Bernie, WeiLin,Jack

Figments of my imagination. 

How Do You Know 3

You know you're fat when the first words out of your mother's mouth when she travels overseas to visit you are,"WAH JOSEPH! SO FAT ALREADY! YOU NEED TO SLIM DOWN AH!"

Practice?

Practice makes perfect.

But nobody's perfect,

so why practice?

How do you know 2

You know you're fat when you can't see your toes.